TOP SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL 
 POSTERS 
   
  Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines 
   
  Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing 
  the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security 
 
  Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they 
  did it by killing all those who opposed them. 
   
  If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the 
  right thing. 
   
  A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has 
  a scapegoat. 
   
  If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then 
  you probably haven't completely understood the situation. 
   
  Plagiarism saves time. 
   
  Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 
   
  The beatings will continue until morale improves. 
   
  Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 
   
  Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an 
  incompetent slacker. 
   
  When the going gets tough, the weak get screwed!
  
  Succeed in spite of management. 
   
  Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.