Finally!!! The macarena translated!!!

Bale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Bale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Ehhh, Macarena!

(Dance to shitty music stupid Americans!
You are so stupid that you think this shitty music is good
Dance to shitty music stupid Americans
Heeeyyy, stupid Americans!)

Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino
Y en la jura de bandera del muchacho
Se la dio con dos amigos

(Stupid americans will have sex with a llama
Why is the llama named Vitronio?
While you're busy your girl will go at it with our friends
and we'll be friends with them)(note, doesn't translate well)

Que le gusta la movida guerrilera
Macarena suean con el Corte Ingles
Y se compra los mnodelos mas modernos
Le gustaria vivr on Nueva York

(With much force you bugger gorillas
Stupid Americans buy their clothes at K-Mart
And they compare their asses with their faces
We think New York Sucks!)