The Best Pick-Up Lines:

"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away"

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

You look like you are really great at pool. Maybe you could show me a
couple pointers.

You look great in those clothes.  I like nothing better.

"I wish i was milk, so i could do your body good!"

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Is that a mirror in your pocket?  Because I keep seeing myself in your
pants.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name [not that person's name] ...

That sweater looks very becoming on you ... Of course, if I were on you,
I'd be coming too!

for a guy, run up to a girl with a rose:
        "I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are!"

Me: Excuse me, is your father an insect?
Her: Why?
Me: `Cause baby you so fly.
To which she responded by licking her finger, touching it to each of our
shirts and saying "Why don't we get out of these wet clothes."

Beavis & Butthead
"Uh-huhhhuh-huh, you're like not very cute, but I bet you like to do it!"
"I can make you feel like i've never had sex before"

"Hey baby, have you ever had sex with a machine.  Because that's
what I'm like: a sex machine."

"How about pizza and a fuck?"
"What's the matter.  Don't you like pizza?"

You make my software into hardware...

And so all those women can protect themselves:

Guy: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Gal: Yeah. I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.