Do You Know Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt is the only son of Aw Schitt, the fertilizer king: and Oh Schitt,
the owner of the Kneedeepin Schitt Inn.  Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and
they had six kids.  Their first little Schitt, Holy Schitt, passed on shortly
after birth.  Next came twin sons; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.  they had two
daughters; Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt - and another son, Bull Schitt.  Deep
Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.  Dip Schitt married Lotta
Schitt and they have one son, Chicken Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt
married the Happens brothers.  The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt,
Byrd Schitt, and Horse Schitt.  Bull Schitt married and Italian girl Pisa
Schitt.  They divorced and she remarried a man named Head.  She now goes by
the name of Schitt-Head.

If you have read this far and don't know who these people are,
  then you probably don't know Jack Schitt!!!!!!