REJECTED STATE MOTTOS
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     ALABAMA:
     Literacy Ain't Everything
     
     ARKANSAS:
     At Least We're not Oklahoma
     
     CALIFORNIA:
     The Granola State
     -or-
     Nobody's actually from here.
     
     COLORADO:
     Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here.
     
     FLORIDA:
     The Gunshine State
      -or-
     Elephant Gravyard; where the old Democrats go to die. 
     State bird: the mosquito
     
     ILLINOIS:
     Gateway to Iowa
      -or-
      There's No Noise in Illinoise
     
      IOWA
      Idiots out Wandering Around
     
      KENTUCKY:
     Tobacco is a Vegetable
      State flower: the satellite dish (usually seen next to a mobile home) 
      Motto of the state board of education: Thank God for Alabama!
     
     MAINE:
     For Sale
     
     MONTANA:
     Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else -or- 
     It's Where You're Wanted.
     -or-
     At Least Our Cows Are Sane
      -or-
     Big Psycho Country
      -or-
      It's Not just for Psychos Anymore
     
     
     NEW JERSEY
     You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
     
     NEW MEXICO:
     Lizards Make Excellent Pets
     
     NORTH CAROLINA:
     Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
     
     OHIO:
     Don't Judge us by Cleveland
     
     PENNSYLVANIA:
     Cook with Coal
      -or-
      Land of a million potholes
     
     SOUTH DAKOTA:
     Closer than North Dakota
     
     TENNESSEE:
     The Educashun State
     
     TEXAS:
     Si Hablo Ingles
     
     UTAH:
     Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus
     
     KANSAS:
     Hayfever capital of the Midwest.
     
     NEBRASKA:
     More corn than Kansas.
     
     MISSOURI:
     Gateway to Kansas.
      -or-
      Birthplace of those folks from "Deliverence"
     
     
     LOUISIANA:
     Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you.
     
     NEVADA:
     More Weirdos than Alaska (Warmer Too).
     
     MICHIGAN:
     Land of the free, home of the Buick.
     
     ARIZONA:
     Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds.
     
     MINNESOTA:
     Not Sweden, but we try to act like it.
     
     WISCONSIN:
     Land of funny accents.
     
     IDAHO:
     Nothing here.
     
     OREGON:
     As pretty as California but not as weird.