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Computer/Geek Humor "Scaling Distributed Software on a Snowy Evening" "Darth Vader gives a commencement address" "Y.O.D.A. (To the Village People's Y.M.C.A.)" "You might be a redneck Jedi if ..." "Top 10 things we want to hear Samuel L. Jackson, 'Jedi Master Mace Windu', say in the Star Wars Prequel" "Politically Correct Unix" "If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord" "Dilbert's Laws of Work" "History of the Net" "Are You Addicted to the Net?" "Interesting acronyms" "The evolution of a programmer" "Why compilers must be female" "Thinking of a girlfriend upgrade?" "Source code to Ahem.. Win95" "CS Version of Why the Chicken Crossed the Road" "If Operating Systems Were Airlines" "Glossary of Computer Science Terms" "Abort, Retry, Ignore?" A Comp. Sci. version of Poe's classic The Raven. "Humorous C.S. Quotes" "The Engineer Golfer" "IBM's New Chip" "Shooting Yourself in the Foot" A brief overview of languages and their faults "How Microsoft Would Build Cars" "Programmers: NT vs UNIX"  "If Operating Systems Were Beers" "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" "You Might Be a Physics Major If ..." "Real Programmer Write in FORTRAN" "The Stranded Engineer" "The Ideal Tech. Support" "Math and Engineer Train Humor" "Microsoft Win95 Marketing" "Star Trek TNG and Windows" "The Twelve Bugs of Christmas" Courtesy of Prof. Stanley Eisenstat. Relationships / Sex "Top 12 things Yoda says during sex" "Training courses for women" "Top 9 Sex Jokes" "The Perfect Guy" "30 Harsh things to say to a naked guy" "16 things you'll never hear a girl say" "Barbie and Ken's Christmas Wishlist" "Pigeons and statues" "About those 3 mice" "Letterman's Top Ten Signs Your Spouse is Having an Affair on the Computer" "Difference Between Men and Women" "Medieval Pick-up Lines" "9 Kinds of Girlfriends" "9 Kinds of Boyfriends" "The All-New Definition of Bases" "Why a Computer Is Better Than a Man/Woman" "The Last Things a Man or Woman Would Say" "Rules to Be a Man" Humorous, but so NOT true.. "Jewish Pick-up Lines"  "Computers(Male) and Compilers(Female)" "Test Your Guyness Quotient" "The Best Pick-up Lines" "Top Ten Rejection Lines by Women" "Modern Man's Guide to Understanding His Wife" "Top 5 Questions Women Ask Men" "Woman, a Chemical Analysis" "Men's Guide to Women"

Everything else... "Top sayings we would like to see on those office inspirational posters" "Asian jokes" "Magician on the Titanic" "Hong Kong Subtitles" A few quickies "Top 10 reasons Trick-or-Treating is better than sex" "For God, for country, ..." "Doctor's Visit" "How to give the cat a bath" "How to be a cool asian" "Actual Headlines" "If you're ever having a bad day..." "Rabbits and thesis advisors" "Announcements from church bulletins" "Deep Thoughts, runners up" "Typical final exam questions" "The Russian tale of the frog princess" "Galahad and Guinevere" "The grad students and the Genie" "Classic Normisms (Cheers)" "Great ways to handle stress" "Really Funny BumperStickers" "Complete List of Bart's Writings on the Board" "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" "The FAA Chicken Test" "A Guide to Ideal Chinese Families" "MIT Course Critique 1991" "Standard College Jokes" "Ventriloquist cowboy and the Indian" "Disney's Versions of Literary Classics" "The Classic Flame" "Dogs vs. Man" "True Answers to a Drivers License Exam" "The End of the Raven?" "Excuses to Miss Work" "The Standard Template for Sending a Flame" "George Bush Quotations" "You Might Be a Grad Student If ..." "The Hacker Story" "Your Inner Animal (Horoscopes)" "Random Deep Thoughts" "I Will Revise" 70's tune "I will survive" for English majors. "Jewish Pick-up Lines" "Todd Kerpelman's College Interview" "Ten Best(worst) Ways to Kill Wesley Crusher" "Lawyer Joke" "College Lightbulb Jokes" "The True Translation of Macarena" "They're Made of MEAT!" "Answering Machine Messages" Yale's Version of Hotel California" A little praise for our revered Minerva system. "Totally Random..." "I'm Sorry, That Does Not Compute" By Dave Barry. "Tragic Death at the Hand of BOB" "A Fable for Modern Times" "The One About the Pharmacist and His Daughter" "Priest Jokes" "Why Santa Doesn't Exist... A Scientific Inquiry" "Rejected State Mottos" "Three Religious Jokes" "Do You Remember??" "Sixty Ways to Annoy Your Roommate" "Do You Know Jack Schitt?" "Jerry Seinfeld's Remarks" "If Dr. Seuss Wrote Star Trek: TNG" "The Totally Sexist Joke" "The New Sex Symbols of the 90's" "Random Simpsons Clips" "Interesting Lines in Star Wars" "Top Ten Easter Bunny Pickup Lines" "Top Ten Signs No One Wants to Be Your Valentine" "'Twas the Night Before Christmas"